Thursday, February 21, 2008

Stuff that annoys me:

*If your kid is 5 years old, they're too big for a stroller.
*There is no such thing as ADD or ADHD. Your kid can't pay attention in school, but they have no problem playing Nintendo for eight hours at a time....YEAH.....
*You DON'T need cheezy bread with pizza....Pizza IS Cheezy bread. Eat a salad you fat cow.
*Don't go into apposing traffic to pass someone...I don't care how late at night it is.
*For GOD SAKES nobody wants to hear your cellphone conversation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Take that retarded looking ear piece off your ear and talk on the phone like a normal person. hate to break it to you, but despite the size of your ego, you're really not that important.
*When I say I don't have what you're looking for, don't come back the next day looking for it again.
*Just because you're wearing a sweatshirt that says "Harvard", that Doesn't mean people will believe you went there.
*If you come out w/ one more "on-the-go" product I'll fucking beat you senseless.
*Kids and teens don't need 30 different medications. Look what happened to Heath Ledger. You only need medicine when you're sick.
*Nobody cares if your kid was a student of the month.
*If you hate America, fucking leave.
*Your pet is not better than anyone else's pet.
*Don't dress like a whore and then yell at people for looking at you funny.
*Nobody believes you have blue eyelids, or your eyelashes are that long.
*If you and a baby wear the same size t-shirt, you're too skinny, or the shirt is too small.
*~*END RANT*~*

posted by Lauren 2/21/2008 08:24:00 AM

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