Saturday, December 27, 2008

Hello, here's more random videos that I've come across lately.

seriously, who knew Dana Carvey was so funny doing stand-up?!? Not me!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Horray for Family Guy. Seriously, this so wrong but absolutely hilarious.

How Carrie Underwood won to this I will never know. He is amazing...not to mention extremely hott.

Go Luke!!!!! ^_^

posted by Lauren 12/27/2008 08:34:00 PM

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Random thoughts.
Keep in mind while reading this:
This is my blog. You're entitled to your opinions about it...I just don't care.

If you're going to come into my cafe, don't sit there all day with your notebooks and laptops when it's busy and not order anything. It's rude to the people who actually paid for something and want to sit down. More importantly, don't bring your own food to a place that sells it. Go to a freakin library.

If you pour a gallon of cream and sugar into your coffee, you don't like coffee...you like cream and sugar.

I don't understand how full grown adults can not aim a sugar packet into a cup. the packet opening is about a half an inch wide and the cup rim is several inches in diameter. How can you possibly miss that?! And if you do, at least have the decency to brush it away and clean up after yourself. Geez.

When I ask you if you would like a small, medium, or a large, Don't say "regular".

I don't care who you are or how skinny you are, low-rise jeans don't look good on anyone.

Don't make a lump with your hair on top of your head. Please. Just don't. You look like an anvil just fell on your head.

Please stop protesting for the love of God. NOBODY is going to do or not do something just because your crazy ass is standing outside holding a sign or handing them a packet with a million signatures on it. Grow up, get over it, and move on.

Using your face as a canvas is beyond unnecessary. You are who you are. Just go with it.

My hairdresser Bill came up with a great idea for a new Wii game....Wii terrorist. HAHAHAHA!

Which leads me to this: (Achmed the dead terrorist)

No one cares about your cellphone conversation.

Don't give any old Joe off the street a loan with no credit no collateral and be surprised when they can't (and don't) pay it back.

Damn it GM....I've been telling you for ages, compete with the foreign cars! Even your hybrids suck. C'mon folks! you're representing America! tear up those rice burners!

A smart car is NOT at all smart.

The following bands should be illegal from the radio waves: 3 Doors down, Staind, That stupid-ass band that plays that "reason" song, Nirvana (yeah, I said it), Green Day (they were okay until the singer started being creepy), Most of John Mayer's songs (except the one that was in the "Bucketlist".

The singer Aaron whatever his name is from Staind has an amazing voice. It's sad that he has to be in a band whose songs sound EXACTLY the same.

Enough with Batman already. Seriously, Heath Ledger (RIP) is/was awesome. I GET IT!!!! But if I see the damn joker or hear someone say "Why so serious?" one more time I'm gong to fling myself off a building.

Learn how to spell. If you can't spell simple words then you need to go back to kindergarten and start over. You should not be aloud to pass to the next grade level if you can't spell.

Rant over.

posted by Lauren 12/10/2008 09:02:00 PM

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I'm normal, but I'm completely different. I should have been born about 20 years before I actually was. Most of the music I listen to, the way I dress, and the way I think all go back to that time. As a result, I relate a lot better to people who are older than me. I'm completely independent and rely on nobody except myself (and God). I've been living on my own for 3 years. I didn't really go to college. My goals were just different than most peoples. I wanted to be out on my own and working rather than sitting in a classroom with no real direction. Besides, school is just not for me. I enjoy learning when I'm not forced to do it. I read constantly and am always learning new things. I hope to be involved with TV, music, or movies in someway. I would also love to write. I'm a realist. I have an excellent head on my shoulders. I have more common sense than most people. The most important thing in my life is my relationship with God. The best advice I can give to anyone is laugh.....always :)

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